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« on: July 24, 2007, 09:52:34 PM »
http://www.vikingfighting.com/Default.aspx

Pretty funny site. Read the interview with 'Gradmaster Sven S. Svensson' Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2007, 05:15:53 AM »
This is gold Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2007, 09:33:37 AM »
Hah. The spring roll and gunpowder.
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2007, 09:51:30 AM »
Ah man, this made me burst out at work:

"The "Rape the Rapist" course is probably the best rape prevention course in the world today. At least I've never seen anything better. It's based on the BERZERKER™ concept to "attack the attacker" – hence the name – and, by Thor, it's pretty damned hardcore! I actually feel sorry for any rapist who'd experience the stuff we teach in this module! You know, we've included a lot of eye gouging, biting, finger breaking, fish hooking in this course. And a lot of improvised weapons too. You know, it's pretty damned difficult to rape someone when your nuts have just been skewered by a pencil... That's a pretty strong turn-off in my world – even for a Viking! Hahaha...

People often say that "to teach knife defense, you must first know how to use a knife". It's the same with rape; to defeat the rapist, you must first learn to think and act like a rapist. And if you know anything about the Vikings you know that they did A LOT of raping and pillaging in the old days. ..."
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 05:42:09 PM »
At least these guys are Swedes. That way, they cannot tarnish my proud ancestral traditions.

Though yes, this makes me ashamed of my eastern cousins... The Russ were better, once. Several times, actually.
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2007, 11:36:28 AM »
These guys can't be serious.... Right?
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 05:43:49 PM »
Probably not, no. "Sven S. Svensson" sure sounds like a fake name...
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