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« Reply #75 on: February 24, 2007, 02:26:21 PM »
Garish and shadow
 
A detailed in depth look of how the shadow uses dinner accompanyments in the war against the fey
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« Reply #76 on: February 28, 2007, 03:41:53 PM »
Headache of Shadow

A web enhancement expanding upon the kurasatch udareen, “the mother-wives of Izrador.” Including new feats such as "Take Out the Garbage", and "Not Tonight I've Got a Headache." And a new legendary class "The Nagging Wife".
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« Reply #77 on: March 01, 2007, 01:35:10 PM »
Bring a little drakness to the otherwise rosy world of midnight with Evil and shadow. Introducing a new and darker theme to your campaign, with prestige classes like "Extra cruel overseer" and "really nasty, evil priest".
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« Reply #78 on: March 02, 2007, 04:27:45 AM »
Liver and shadow

The quintessential Orc cookbook. Features things like thighbone alfredo and spleen parmesano
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« Reply #79 on: March 02, 2007, 04:50:44 AM »
Road & Shadow.

A travelling sourcecbook detailing everything from types of grass and game to hunt to places to visit and locatiosn to rest, this invaluable resource was written by Saryk O'Mahud and displays the receptivity people have toward legates.
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« Reply #80 on: March 02, 2007, 05:03:56 PM »
Dimples of shadow

A guide to orc offspring and a rallying cry for everyone every where to examine personal hygiene!!
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« Reply #81 on: March 03, 2007, 05:58:04 AM »
Shadowslayer Gotrek Gurnisson and Felix Jaegar burst into the world of Midnight with a bang. Following the intense action of "Orcslayer" Gotrek is again on the trails of a mighty doom. Will the evil god in the frozen north of Aryth be the better of him or will our bearded hero once again emerge victorious.
Carnage and mayhem in the world of warha, I mean Midnight.
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« Reply #82 on: March 03, 2007, 04:05:29 PM »
Roadies of shadow

An essay of on the fans of the shadow's army and how they party in the wake of the war in erethor
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« Reply #83 on: March 30, 2008, 08:24:55 AM »
(This thread was fun, let's see if we can pick it up again...)

Singing Along of Shadow

The third printing of the popular songs written by Berial the Betrayer! Including such hits as: Puff the Magic Night King, 99 Roasted Halflings on a Spit, Three Blind Legaes, and the touching and memorable Everbody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Astirax.
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« Reply #84 on: March 30, 2008, 01:52:40 PM »
Quote from: arnon on March 30, 2008, 08:24:55 AM
Puff the Magic Night King

Arnon, you win this thread. Also, my orange juice is still burning the inside of my nose.
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« Reply #85 on: March 30, 2008, 02:09:29 PM »
Gears and Shadow: The new steam-punk Midnight spinoff.  Elven ornithopters, dwarven tunnel diggers, gnome ironclads, sarcosan freeriders atop tanks, and the trans-continental Orc Express trains.
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« Reply #86 on: March 31, 2008, 02:58:25 AM »
Shadow of Shadow: ever wondered why the shadow is shadowy? What if your players bring light to the shadow? Should ever your heroes make it to Theros Obsidia and illuminate it with torches or lanterns? Does a Shadow minion disappear if you cast "Daylight"? This supplement brings you every answer, plus detailed behind-the-scenes information on the photography of Midnight, with plenty of b/w hi-quality pictures.
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« Reply #87 on: March 31, 2008, 04:29:30 AM »
Whimp of Shadow

A new Midnight novel detailing the misserable life of Chuck, the loweliest of goblins, and how he was killed by a fly.
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« Reply #88 on: March 31, 2008, 09:11:00 AM »
Me and My Shadow

Jahzir and Sunulael do a combo duet/dance routine for the gathered orc masses.
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« Reply #89 on: March 31, 2008, 09:26:48 AM »
It was "P", Darkblade  Wink
Quote from: arnon on March 31, 2008, 04:29:30 AM
Whimp of Shadow

A new Midnight novel detailing the misserable life of Chuck, the loweliest of goblins, and how he was killed by a fly.

Anyway, I'll continue:


Politically Correct Shadow Boxed Set

Add a new flavour to your Midnight campaign: who said orcs must be necessarily brutal? Why evil priests must be so evil? Can't the Order of the Shadow establish a democracy? Izrador himself can be a benevolent god, after all... (especially during political campaign).
This module contains valuable information for DMs who like happy endings and no green-skin xenophoby.

Includes the conclusive adventure: "Wedding of Aradil and Ardherin"!


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« Reply #90 on: March 31, 2008, 11:50:02 AM »
Terror of Shadow:

What dark dreams cause Izrador to shoot out of bed at night, pulse racing?  What is it that young orcs imagine is living under their beds when the lights go out?  Find out in this supplement, which illustrates all the creepy-crawlies that make the Shadow-forces quiver in fear and cry out for mommy.
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« Reply #91 on: March 31, 2008, 04:09:42 PM »
Quote from: Darth Alkar on March 31, 2008, 09:26:48 AM
It was "P", Darkblade  Wink

Sorry, but it looked to me like the letter order was abandoned.  ohwell

To continue ... which I believe is the letter U?

Undergarments of Shadow

Ever wonder what the new line of Zardrix's Secret lingerie looks like?  Wait no more!  This sourcebook contains all of the after-hours-wear for the biggest names in Eredane.  Who's that in the skimpy teddy?  Why, it's none other than everyone's favorite legate, Mag Kiln!  And who's that in the crotchless panties?  Oh, of course ... everyone knows that Ardherin is big into cross-dressing.  He's an elf, after all.

Surgeon General's Warning:  The contents of this sourcebook may cause premature death due to gouging out one's eyes shortly after viewing.
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« Reply #92 on: April 01, 2008, 01:58:53 AM »
Ahhh...that's one way to do it.  But I believe we were going with the last letter of the previous title (excluding the 'of Shadow' part, of course...)

Sin of Shadow:  A tell-all expose into the life of the Dark One.  Read excerpts from Izrador's diary in all it's unedited glory...

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« Reply #93 on: April 01, 2008, 05:51:40 AM »
*left eye twitches uncontrollably*

Okay, now I feel brain-dead.  Looked back at all of the previous posts before mine, and you're dead on.  Must have misread the earlier post about the letter thing. *sighs*  Mondays. My apologies.

So ...

Nerfherders of Shadow

All of the stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking rogues operating outside of the Shadow's employ, together in one resource. Pirates, smugglers, and con-men ... all of whom can be guaranteed to dump their cargo at the first sign of a Legate!  Whether making the Highwall run in less than 12 arcs, or generally acting like scoundrels, the rogues detailed herein will certainly make you say, "I've got a bad feeling about this."
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« Reply #94 on: April 01, 2008, 06:52:54 AM »
Size of Shadow

It's the book that shows that for the Shadow, size does matter! Spread over 64 pages.... ah... emmm....

....errrr.... Think he's compensating for somthing?
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